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Annoying ass ad for a "adult version of tiktok" that shows up on porn/rule 34 and hentai websites
While beating his meat, James saw the Jerkmate ad and thought the ad was a little sussy
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jerkiatric 

An old bitter person that never has anything good to say about anything or anyone.
Geriatric jerk jerkiatric
jerkiatric by ideamanrick October 7, 2010

jerkwater 

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.
Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.
jerkwater by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007

jerkcity 

Jerkcity is the best webcomic ever, update d daily. It chronicles the lives of Rands, Spigot, Pants, Deuce, and their largely homosexual friends.

Typical strips include Unix jokes, cocksucking jokes, fat jokes, and everything else that other webcomics lack.
Jerkcity is made using MS Comic Chat; the creator of Jerkcity was almost killed in the 9/11 disaster.
jerkcity by t spigot May 12, 2004

jerkpatrick 

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.
Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant
jerkpatrick by Granuppie April 21, 2009

jerkathon 

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.
Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!
jerkathon by Chris April 21, 2004