jerk trap

When masturbating to digital pornographic material, you continuously come across thumbnails of other videos that appear to be more appealing than the current one you are watching. This continues on until you suffer from chafing on your penis and have trouble masturbating for a long period of time.

Yeah...I jerk trapped so hard last night, I don't think I'll be able to masturbate for a month.

jerk trap by HutchTheVeryYoungGirlLover June 3, 2011

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Jerk Trap

When your masturbating while using pornagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. So you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.

Jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn't mess around for a month.

Jerk Trap by TheFiims June 3, 2011

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The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.

The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.

The Jerk Trap by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011

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jerktrap

When one is minding one's genitals pleasurably (i.e. masturbating) while using pornographic material, and one wants to "complete" (i.e. jizz) but it is in the back of the mind of that person that he/she could always find a better video to complete on. This continues in an ongoing cycle until your genitals finally give up and end up being temporarily or permanently scarred depending on the person.

Dammit, man I won't be able to masturbate for a month! This is the last time I'll fall for the jerktrap.

jerktrap by RespawnWatcher June 9, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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