Jenksing

Simply put it is the action of waking someone who is asleep in a moving vehicle. It could be a car, a train or even an aeroplane - it doesn’t matter! The deeper the sleep, the more effective the 'Jenksing'! See below for a more detailed dictionary definition.

jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!

A passenger in a car quietly asleep on the back seat is woken abruptly by the other passengers by screaming and slamming on the brakes to induce an abrupt wake up call to the unsuspecting victim. Hopefully the victim will give a hilarious reaction to this apparent impending crash which should be filmed and distributed to the world. This is the art of Jenksing somebody.

by Garymugg September 9, 2012

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Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 27, 2011

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Jenksin'

v. The act of quiting

Its origin comes from the "butt-fucking quitter" Jenks.

"Man, why you jenksin' all the time?"
"Did you hear Jonny is jenksin' life."
"That butt-fucking quitter, he jenksin'."

by Jaharphan January 1, 2006

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Jenking

A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.

This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there

The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.

by Pseudonym#2 July 13, 2010

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jenking

v. Act of becoming the center of all that is awsome; excelling is the art of being the dopest shit.

n. Nickname for leader of a group because that person is so fucking rad in every way. A person who is the illest of all.

"Damn homie, she is so jenking right now! SSSNAP!"

GIRL #1: "Oh man, look how hawt that guy is!"
GIRL #2: "He is such the jenking of the posse!"
GIRL #3: "We should totally have a fourgy with him!"

by NickSS October 3, 2005

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