jentucky
Jentucky is the name of a man who has a name similar to Kentucky but starts with J. He is someone who is a hybrid of chicken and eats chicken three times a day every 6 hours. His mom is a chicken and he was born in 1892, and he invented ice cream. His favorite color is blood red after the children that he devoured and everytime he kidnaps a child he will dip their shoelace in their blood and tie it on his door to suck out the flavor later. He really likes dina sours and he carries around a yellow toy car and a blue banana everywhere he goes in a hot pink tote that is twice his size. he has a giant GYATTTT and he always hides his toots with a rainbow smelling cough. His sneakers are clean because he never walks on his feet but he walks on his hands everywhere he goes. He loves chocolate and he drives an egg shaped car that smells like purple figs. He is also the size of kentucky and loves cosplaying as a furry and bunny hopping over the anflanschen ocean.
jentucky by idontcareasaurus May 12, 2024