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Jeni Perfect 

A woman who is the most beautiful in any setting. & incredibly smart, debate her at your own risk she will make you look like you have a reserved seat on short bus.

(Man) “Holy moly who is that woman that just arrived”?

(everyone) “That’s Jeni Perfect”! “Duh”!

(man) “She’s beyond stunning! Wow she owns the world rocking those hot white shorts”!

(everyone) “Dude she owns the world period! She rocks only Hot! Every other woman is jealous & knows not to stand too close to Jeni Perfect unless they want to get pwned in the beauty department, crowds of admirers will shout “hey lady quit embarrassing yourself. move from our line of sight to Jeni Perfect, we’re doing you a favor for real” “Every guy who catches glimpse of her will wake up tomorrow & start working out etc

(man) “her man is the luckiest in the world, is he kool”!

(everyone) he used drugs. Adios.

(man) “How could a man be so dumb? Is he retarded or something “?

(everyone) the dumbest man & biggest fool. Used meth & from being hers to being an asshole & crazy as fuck weirdo. Heard he’s turned it around . You imagine being that dumb”?

(man) a man that stupid ought to do nothing but turn it around! If I was kool enough to be with Jeni Perfect I’d never make that mistake, bet it haunts him”

(everyone) acted like monster so ihe should feel haunted. Fuck him”

(man) “wow, you think she ever thinks of him? the worlds dumbest man?

(everyone) sucks to be him. SOBER only chance the fool got.
Seeing Jeni Perfect you realize perfection does exist & it’s jealous of her too!
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