Jelly rocker

A jelly rocker is someone who is chubby but not nasty fat and they are hot as hell, therefore they rock the jelly.

guy 1: hey dude look at that girl she is BANGIN
guy 2: i don't know she looks kind of pudgy
guy 1: nahh man she's a jelly rocker, she be rockin that jelly
guy 2: hmm i guess your right she is kind of sexy
jelly rocker: Its more cushion for the pushin ;)

Jelly rocker by 350poundniggahh April 30, 2011

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jelly rocket

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

jelly rocket by Betz38 December 4, 2024

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Jolly Rocket

A sexual act in whic you defecate in a condom, freeze it, and knock your partner out with it. While your partner is unconscious, you proceed to stick the frozen poop condom into their ear.

I'm going to break up with Carol. It's time for the Jolly Rocket.

Jolly Rocket by Cptainfalcon December 5, 2013

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jolly rocket

one who gets a boner when hes just in a good mood or really happy

Pete: i can see your jolly rocket
bob: I know im just so happy for some reason
Pete: damn im starting to get one to

jolly rocket by dan hirlander February 26, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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