jelly baby

1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks

Doctor: "Jelly Baby?"

by Luke August 7, 2003

jelly baby

Candy popular with Time Lords.
A close cousin of the Jelly Bean, a candy favored by Ronald Reagan.

"Would you like a jelly baby?"
--The Doctor

by Fredro February 9, 2004

jelly baby

An english sweet. (Candy)

I thought I wuold have a Jelly baby with my tea

by john365 March 13, 2003

jelly baby

when a man ejaculates in a woman's anal canal and a blob of semen secretes out during a bowel movement.

My wife came home from work today to tell me that last night's anal sex left her with a jelly baby.

by Bigg Eddo May 13, 2005

Jelly baby

A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.

Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.

Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??

Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.

by Gazareth June 14, 2011

Jelly Baby

When two girls are fingering each other at the same time and they create a Jelly Baby which is basically the cum they make, a baby.

Kelly: I can't believe we fingered each other for so long!
Jessie: I know. Our Jelly Baby was pretty nice.

by Kalee Levee July 7, 2010

Jelly Baby

a poor usually of-age girl who receives expensive gifts from an old person in return for companionship or sexual favors.

She paid her way through College by being a Jelly Baby, and she has a Sugar Daddy who pays for her VIP Snap chat.

by PAIINTBRUSH June 12, 2019