cook the books

Creative accounting,

My best account has cooked the books this year, my tax bill is the lowest ever

by john365 March 13, 2003

dingbat

A weird thing, person or situation, a person considered stupid or foolish.
A set of fonts showing pictures instad of letters.

You are a real dingbat.

I was talking to your best friend, he told me your were in on holiday, he is a real dingbat isn't he.

I tried to cash my wifes paycheck, I felt like a dingbat when they refused me because of my sex.

by John365 March 13, 2003

BT

English Phone Company also provides internet access. Probably the biggest in the known universe.

I would only use BT if you have no other option

by john365 March 13, 2003

jiggle

Urinate

I had A jiggle just now

by john365 March 13, 2003

generic program

Any software not by microsoft

I used a generic program for getting my e.mail

by john365 March 13, 2003

jelly baby

An english sweet. (Candy)

I thought I wuold have a Jelly baby with my tea

by john365 March 13, 2003