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A Jeg who is absolutely Jegged and Jegable to a point where 🎝 I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!!!! 🎝
Jeggie was so Jeggered she couldn't even bop.
Jeggie by Jack's Lucky Beanstalk September 8, 2025
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A Jeg who is Jegged and Jegable
Jeggie was so Jeg she couldn't even bop.
Jeggie by Jack's Lucky Beanstalk September 8, 2025

Mrs. Jegge 

a human egg that thinks they can teach but has a fake degree
IF YOU EVER MEET A MRS. JEGGE TAKE COVER
Mrs. Jegge by LeO4show February 20, 2017
A piece of clothing which is a cross between jeans and leggings. Usually made from polyester, cotton and spandex.
"Are those jeans?"

"No, they're jeggings! They're way stretchier!"
jegging by Bri12345 June 18, 2009
Northern Irish slang for stinging nettles.
I just got stung by those jeggies, did you see any Doc leaves about?
Jeggies by RuaW June 9, 2009

Jegging Off 

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.
Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.
Jegging Off by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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