World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.
For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.
"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."
Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)
"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."
Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)
by autobrick January 26, 2010