Jeff's Balls

Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd. Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.

Joe: "Indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah..."

THWACK! (Joe hit by Jeff's balls)

by Douches November 25, 2004

jeff ball

One who possesses the talent of kirkbuzzery.

Jeff was in the office with his boss and kirkbuzzed him. It caused a pleasurable orgasm. Jeff Ball has it.

by Jeffey Ball November 08, 2013