Jebus

Homer Simpson's version of God.

"I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"

by Lindsay December 9, 2003

Jebus

A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)

Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!

by Ben L. June 12, 2004

Jebus

A character from Madness combat
Very different from the other one known as Jesus

“It has gotten out of hand” - Jebus

by Deimos’s Doritos June 28, 2021

jebus

Homer Simpson's version of Jesus.

"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"

by Pac November 21, 2004

Jebus

The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.

"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"

by Charlie Decker December 22, 2003

Jebus

A heroic knights drug supplier

Ae canny waet to get mae ol patch from mae Jebus

by oldfashionedscotty July 8, 2019

jebus

Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.

Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!

by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004