Jeb Bush 

Governor of Florida, whose older brother's stupidity blew any chance of him being president.

Real name is John Ellis Bush, but he goes by "Jeb" in an effort to pretend he's not an Eastern prep school twit.

Jeb Bush got married to cover up his homosexuality.

Jeb Bush by Bashman October 20, 2008

Jeb Bush 

a joke

Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
Friend: sure
Me: knock knock
Friend: who's there?
Me: Jeb failed
Friend: Jeb failed who?
Me: Jeb Failed you

Jeb Bush by Toppet May 26, 2016

Jeb Bush 

Noun: Something that seems promising but turns out to be a total letdown.

This triple layer chocolate cake looks like it will make an amazing dessert! *after three disappointing bites* Nope, it was just a Jeb Bush.

Jeb Bush by MakeAmericaBushAgain January 26, 2017

Jeb Bush 

Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.

That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.

Jeb Bush by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Jeb Bush 

a penis so small, it doesn't extend further than one's pubic hair (flaccid or firm)

"You don't want a booty call with Johnny, he's got a Jeb Bush down there."

Jeb Bush by JDUB in LA July 3, 2015

Jeb Bush 

Brother of our current idiot president, Governor of Florida who helped his brohter steal the 2000 election, and hopefully HOPEFULLY not presidential candidate in 2008!!!

Jeb Bush is a slightly more intelligent and fatter George W. Bush, but not by much.

Jeb Bush by liberal_hero April 12, 2005

Jeb Bush 

the minecraft guy

jeb bush

yes

Jeb Bush by powerful guy May 4, 2019