Jear Bear

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A small bear with a bean shaped head, goes through the pms area, also can make strange animal noises on demand

Dude did you see the jear bear?
Yeah dude the fucking thing bit me
Really?
yeah ficking jear and chunk

Jear Bear by =pseudonym741 February 11, 2010

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Jear bear

A fucking bitch with no friends that does nothing but lurk in pm's. They are nice until they fucking take you down like a bear. They are tall and skinny often resembling slender. Also ladies they have a small penis so STAY AWAY.

Friend 1: I like this boy they his name is lynyrd do you know him.
Friend 2: he's a fucking jear bear STAYYYY AWAYYYY!!

Jear bear by Mandymandu April 5, 2017

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Related Words

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Jearbeardoo

The funniest dog ever!! Small but mighty! Very loyal to the person who rescued them. Loves toys, Especially big ones!! Loves playing with BIG dogs at the dog park. Usually is best friends with Facita!

Aww Jearbeardoo, you so cute!

Jearbeardoo by DogLover9.0 December 20, 2021

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JEARBEAR

A cute person

Wow look at that JEARBEAR they are so cute<3

JEARBEAR by Jezler July 21, 2022

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Jearbear

A guy you can’t figure out, no brains, no skill, no cr7 suiii. He often has much to hide as Jearbear’s are players. If you spot one in the wild… runnnn. Though Jeremy’s can look soft, he will bite and take your shordy. Best jearbear delicate: nipples

I just spotted a jearbear

Jearbear by Jerryyyyyyyyy September 3, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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