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Jearbear
A guy you can’t figure out, no brains, no skill, no cr7 suiii. He often has much to hide as Jearbear’s are players. If you spot one in the wild… runnnn. Though Jeremy’s can look soft, he will bite and take your shordy. Best jearbear delicate: nipples
Jearbear by Jerryyyyyyyyy September 3, 2022
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JerBear
The cutest, sweetest, greatest guy in the whole world. He is characterized by excess fur on his chest and large claws.
JerBear by Katydid555 May 2, 2005
Jerbear
Jerbear
1. A bear that can/could/will donkey punch your ass
2. Someone named Jerry that loves to gives hugs or when people hug someone named Jerry they will simply fall in love due to the feeling of hugging a bear
2. Someone named Jerry that loves to gives hugs or when people hug someone named Jerry they will simply fall in love due to the feeling of hugging a bear
Jerbear by jerry funkin berries May 23, 2006
jarbear
An animal which is cross between a giraffe and a polar bear. It is considered an insult because of the way it is pronounced and is an extension of the word jar.
jarbear by ilovejarbears March 8, 2013
Jearbeardoo
The funniest dog ever!! Small but mighty! Very loyal to the person who rescued them. Loves toys, Especially big ones!! Loves playing with BIG dogs at the dog park. Usually is best friends with Facita!
Jearbeardoo by DogLover9.0 December 20, 2021
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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