jeanis

when a girl sits down while wearing a pair of ill fitting jeans and there is a bulge in the crotch area

i have a major jeanis goin on

by thesexyginge August 22, 2008

Jeanis

When a pair of jeans makes a girl appear to have a penis.

A Jeanis is when a girl is wearing a pair of jeans, which consequently make it appear that she has a Penis. If you are a girl, and especially if you grew up in the 90's, then you have probably had at least one Jeanis in your life.

by MitchShevae July 1, 2010

jeani

A beautiful sports girl with long tanned legs, that gets stared at by guy on the athletics field. She is always happy and likes to ride the jamaican bobsled!

jeani rode the jamaican bobsled all the way down the stairs.

by Jan Willemse(cupcake) May 8, 2013

jeanie

a huggee jeanie that lives in a bottle
and only appears when rubbed by a nicalia ( the right way )

look at that sexy thing in the sky ... its a jeanie!! nicalia must have rubbed it the right way!!

by nicole933938 June 11, 2008

jeanie

a girl who murders ponies and and horses daily every day she just kills and kills and makes horses suffer she hates them with all her evil little fat girl heart shes the worst kind of fat girl that exists shes totally huge with boobs that are nothing but fat and kills horses ponies donkys and zebras even a giraffe once shes bad news and totally fat

a big ass jeanie walking down the street slaughtering ponies

by ninjadoggy August 1, 2013

Jeanis

The area around the crotch that mimics the shape of a phallus while wearing jeans.

John: "Dude, it's not an erection, it's just my Jeanis."

George: "I spilled hot coffee on my crotch, luckily it didn't soak through my Jeanis."

by Thumbmaster Flex November 17, 2010

jeanie

An anime black hole.

Me: "Hey do you have my Outlaw Star?"
Jeanie: "Yeah...(three weeks later)...Here you go."

by Ero-Ninja May 18, 2006