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Casual apparel consisting of a denim covering of the lower body...with a deadly side effect. Basically jeans are the arch nemesis of the weewee, for not even the strongest of ding dong can penetrate through jeans.
Mom: Happy birthday, Rob! Here's your present!

Rob: HOLY SHIT! WEBKINZ! (erection begins, looks down) WOW, WHERE IS IT?

Mom:...under your jeans
by ChErSuPeRfAn4uxx17 July 14, 2008
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An extraordinary man. Real. Down to earth. Funny, Witty, Handsome, Intelligent and a true friend. Tough personality but has a huge heart.
"What's his name?"....
"Jean.." :)
by ilovefood88 February 22, 2010
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Jean is a very beautiful girl/woman/lady inside and out------- Origin Ireland, has great artisitc talent, loves to piant draw anything ARTISTIC! Lovig Sympathetic Optamistic. Smart Creative a GOOD friend likes to have fun and laugh. Also has origin of Venus the Godess of Love and Beauty!
That girl is DEFINATLY a Jean look at her Painting!
by Nicest person EVER April 11, 2009
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An extremely funny and nice person commonly found in Europian areas or tropical areas tends to have a massive cock larger than the Great Wall of China and is a great kisser
Omg I got laid by jean he has a massive cock
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by Bean eater 69420 September 29, 2019
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Cooler than lit
Person 1:that’s so jeans man
Person 2: yea that’s pretty lit
Person 3: it is really cool!
by Shlong69 December 05, 2019
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Jean is a girl usually around the age of 17 and 18. She's friendly and most of the time boring. If she hasn't met you personally don't try messaging her. She'll either leave you on seen or won't reply at all. She's very problematic especially when it comes to relationship problems. But overall she's a great friend when you get to know her. She's usually Filipino or Chinese.
Jean keeps leaving me on seen. It's so annoying.
by UrbanFreeDiction September 14, 2018
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Jean is an item of clothing for a person with one leg
The wounded war hero sat on the edge of his bed and pulled on his Jean.
by Criostoir Hulme August 24, 2006
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