A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.
Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
by John St.Ben March 3, 2019
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