A person who is the leader of The Riften Kings on Elder Scrolls Online. This person is a Comedic, Cool, Smart, Amazing person to be around. This person has a well known name in the town of Riften. The guy has almost everything in the game! Has the respect of Bethseda. Who the fuck is JAY C though? A song was made about this person on YouTube then taken down. People from Auridon come over to bow to their master like N7 America.
Person 1: JAY C RUTHLESS, Can I ask you a question?
JAY: 13"s Everyone: * Eyes widen with confusion and shock * Uhmmmm.
JAY: *Bursts out in laughter*
Person 2: *Starts singing the song about him*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!