Javacunt

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Female patrons in chain or trendy coffee shops around the country, usually provocatively dress and unaware of horny male patrons staring at them or taking pics of their asses with their phones.

I saw so much javacunt while drinking my latte this morning at the coffee shop down town. Or. Check out the ass pic I got of this javacunt this morning at the coffee shop down town.

Javacunt by woody sarky June 9, 2018

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Javacunt

java from the word coffee

cuntslang for term vagina

Female patrons of chain or trendy coffee shops around the country, usually dressed provocatively enough to be gawked at or possibly photographed by a horny male patron.

Bro I saw so much hot Javacunt at the starbucks while having my Latte this morning. Or. Bro check out the ass pic I got of this Javacunt this morning at the coffee shop downtown!!

Javacunt by woody sarky June 8, 2018

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Javacunt • javaunte • jav cunt

javaunte

to be humble and quiet

despite her achievements, she seems to be very javaunte

javaunte by haile-i February 22, 2017

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Javaunte

To be very stuck up but pretty.Very aggressive and ignorant.Not the smartest but isnt dumb either.Always has to fix hair.

guy:who is that
girl:thats definitely a javaunte did u see how she watched that girl
guy:yeah but shes pretty tho
girl:yeah.............

Javaunte by jordanaadams May 21, 2017

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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