Javacunt

Female patrons in chain or trendy coffee shops around the country, usually provocatively dress and unaware of horny male patrons staring at them or taking pics of their asses with their phones.

I saw so much javacunt while drinking my latte this morning at the coffee shop down town. Or. Check out the ass pic I got of this javacunt this morning at the coffee shop down town.

Javacunt by woody sarky June 9, 2018

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Javacunt

java from the word coffee

cuntslang for term vagina

Female patrons of chain or trendy coffee shops around the country, usually dressed provocatively enough to be gawked at or possibly photographed by a horny male patron.

Bro I saw so much hot Javacunt at the starbucks while having my Latte this morning. Or. Bro check out the ass pic I got of this Javacunt this morning at the coffee shop downtown!!

Javacunt by woody sarky June 8, 2018

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Javacunt • javaunte

javaunte

to be humble and quiet

despite her achievements, she seems to be very javaunte

javaunte by haile-i February 22, 2017

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Javaunte

To be very stuck up but pretty.Very aggressive and ignorant.Not the smartest but isnt dumb either.Always has to fix hair.

guy:who is that
girl:thats definitely a javaunte did u see how she watched that girl
guy:yeah but shes pretty tho
girl:yeah.............

Javaunte by jordanaadams May 21, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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