ARGS 

Excellent school located in the fine town of Petersburg VA. Home to a student body that brings to mind cerial (fruits, nuts, and flakes). The cool kids are few, the unnoticed many, and the truly disliked few. Also has hot girls.

ARGS - Home of the dragons. And the class of 06, which is the best class ever.

ARGS by 06r0xz October 4, 2004

args 

used to describe the forelimbs of quadrapeds, the specialized extremities that are a combination of both 'arms' and 'legs', equivalent to legs/arms.
May be applied to humans and other bipeds in a fashion similar to cankles.

Look at the args on that wanker!

That bloke should quit eating so much cheese, he's gonna blow an arg.

args by Camerck November 6, 2006

public static void main(String[] args){ 

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.

Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.

public static void main(String[] args){ by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

public static void main string args 

The thing I have to write in Java to do fuck all

// example of public static void main string args

import java.util.scanner;

public class Main {

private int num = 4;

public static void main(String args) {

Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);

System.out.println("Enter Name: ");

String name = inp.nextLine();

System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");

}

}

public static void main string args by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024

argslorb 

my friends probably looked this up
u will never know what it means
jk it means anything
<3

ME: hey u eat argslorb right?
YOU: what does that mean?
ME: it means anything

argslorb by ssstellabellaaa October 21, 2021

ARGSLOF

acronym for Andrei Really Gets Sick of Living On Fire.

in reference to Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture.

oh bravo! bravo! fantastic rendition! ARGLSOF! ARGSLOF FOREVER!

ARGSLOF by fan of the arts May 24, 2009