Toxic, manipulative scum that loves to gaslight people. Always has to be in the centre of attention, one loyal partner isn't enough for him, he'd rather continously text his exes to keep his 2nd option. Definitely believes he's the most talented and precious person in his friend group, he is constantly busy with entertaining the public. When not given enough attention he acts like a rich white lady going through a divorce in american romcoms. He considers himself a responsible person, in reality he is dull as dishwater, he will definitely ruin the fun at a party. He's the worst theatre kid you've ever met, definitely the guy who brings guitar to house parties.
Hasn't been honest since 2013.
ABC: Have you seen the new guy?
XYZ: The one dressed as a clown? He must be a Jaszczur
by karmasabitchuwu November 26, 2021
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