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Jarvision_ 

Got an attractive 26yr old brother but funny ig
Jarvision_ by Harrietromanoff June 4, 2021
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Javison is a straight god at call of duty. Don't give a Fuck about what you say. And never caught lacking
Javison is a god
Javison by Unknown dagger November 20, 2018
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A typical white boy which is basically a white boy who wears shorts, button ups, and vans. He's blonde, tall, and good looking. Flirtatious, yet faithful. When he loves, he loves long and hard. He may be clumsy and trip every 0.5 seconds, but he is very elegant when talking to women. He is definitely a ladies' man. (;
Wow, he's surrounded by girls and getting their numbers. He must be Jarrison!
jarrison by Bobserfer June 8, 2016
Sexy Ass Nigga
Also dislikes sNickas
Fuck dem sNickas, Jarvion a real nigga
Jarvion by Lightskin Obama February 4, 2022

Jariston 

The most caring, forgiving, loving, and sexy man in the world. He cherishes every moment he has with the people he loves.
I wish Jariston was my husband
Jariston by Ziti August 18, 2021
Javiion is the most honest finest person you will ever meet he's packing and doesn’t care
Javiion crazy
Javiion by John smith walker November 21, 2021
Javiion is the nicest guy you will ever meet he has a big dick and has so many hoes.
Javiion sexy
javiion by John smith walker November 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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