some kid: yo dude is that a juul?
another kid: hell yeah dude I got mango
some kid: no way bro I got mine with me also
random other kid: yo fiends, i got mine also its a jarty.
*everyone takes massive pulls*
jean party = jarty. everyone dresses in head to toe blue denim and the conversation starts flowing. guaranteed to be the greatest night of your life. the more accessories the better. jeels, jurse, jowboy boots, jong, jat, all of it.
if you show up wearing anything but blue denim you will get jong'd (jean thong often cut from an old pair of oversized jeans. super embarrassing to wear a normal outfit with a jong over it)
originated by instagram user @kels0fly in 2014
"where do you think that crowd of canadian tuxedos just came from?" "probably a jarty"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."