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To be assaulted by a long, thin, cylindrical object.
Dan was jarpuned after the movie show on sunday, what a shame.
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by Saucy Bickano your mom ain't February 06, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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