by That one guy in the back December 11, 2017
A primitive ape-like creature exhibiting features of an early homosapien. Was able to utilise very few tools, sticks, stones, etc. Very stupid in comparison to their other ape species at the time, in fact, they may actually be the dumbest. This tool of an animal roamed the earth 10 million years ago in the Cenzoic Era. Of course due to their lack of intelligence, immaturity and inability to cope with change, they quickly died out. Legend has it that there is still one roaming around on the face of the earth somewhere and reportedly some people have seen it, however there has been no scientific evidence and therefore the answer remains inconclusive.
A blurred amateur video recording of what was supposedly Japes.
--Cameraman "oh my god did you see that?!?"
--Random dude "Jebus thats f**ken ugly f**ked up sh*t"
-- *A somewhat blurred ape-like creature stares at the human beings for a breif moment before disappearing into the white fog of Mount Everest*
-- They chase after it and encounter it yet again but this time the ape-like creature is more hostile and attacks and kills the random dude.
-- The cameraman flees, and as he runs he hears the ape-like terror scream "If you dont become gay your gona be a TB"
-- Cameraman screams "stfu faggot!!"
--Cameraman "oh my god did you see that?!?"
--Random dude "Jebus thats f**ken ugly f**ked up sh*t"
-- *A somewhat blurred ape-like creature stares at the human beings for a breif moment before disappearing into the white fog of Mount Everest*
-- They chase after it and encounter it yet again but this time the ape-like creature is more hostile and attacks and kills the random dude.
-- The cameraman flees, and as he runs he hears the ape-like terror scream "If you dont become gay your gona be a TB"
-- Cameraman screams "stfu faggot!!"
by WeTogtherCanHuntThisDamnApe June 07, 2009
This is a word used for literally anything; Mainly to get a friends attention or used instead of bro/buddy. Also when used for any other word; only understandable during that situation with those who are part of the vibe/circumstance/situation.
"Hey Japes, heard that Japes was Japes last night!" instead of
"Hey bro, heard that party was mad last night!"
"Hey bro, heard that party was mad last night!"
by YesXav October 27, 2023
by Golden Inferno December 29, 2017
1. To be robbed, cheated, or deprived of something that is rightfully yours, due to unforeseeable circumstances.
2. Losing a life on the Super Smash Brothers stage "Jungle Japes," due to the cruel and unpredictable tides of the rushing Kong River waters below.
2. Losing a life on the Super Smash Brothers stage "Jungle Japes," due to the cruel and unpredictable tides of the rushing Kong River waters below.
That asshole at the swap meet just sold me a copy of Ernest Goes to Camp, but the disc is all scratched! Man, I just got JAPED!
by Bostwick Smyth February 19, 2011
When a person or situation is out of hand, volatile, or reaches it's maximum potential, it is said to be japes.
by heinhelm February 09, 2011
by japery October 29, 2005