Japanza 

Japanza is a unique girl with a unique name. Her mother names her japanza, because she loves Japanese food and her favorite restaurant was named japanza. Even tho she is Korean and not Japanese, in the end Asian is Asian.

Girls named japanza tend to be hard headed cry babies, who like to act like they own no feelings when in reality they are just scary and want to be loved. Sadly, still being the difficult child they are once’s you give them love they will be scared and want to run away from you and complain about you touching them even tho they love it.

God dang it japanza I’m just trying to love you like you want!

Japanza by Mim1kyu November 23, 2021

japananas 

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)

hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.

japananas by Japananas January 17, 2015

Japanziety 

the feeling of anxiety right before you enter math class because your in the math class with all the fucking asians.

man, right before math class i get such crazy japanziety.

Japanziety by Littlefitzy45 April 27, 2015

Japanapple 

Japanese apple. Grown from apple trees farmed in Japan. Smaller in size and more juicy than usual apples. Slightly more expensive than traditional Western apples.

Person A: "That apple taste delicious - it's fruity and juicy and miniature in size"

Person B: "Hey I've seen those apples before - they're grown in Japan aren't they?"

Person A: "Yeah these apples are from Japan. They're expensive...They're Japanapples"

Person B: "Oh I Love Japanapples, can I have one?"

Japanapple by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005

Japannabe 

The merging of the words "Japan" and "Wannabe", Japannabe is a term used to describe (typically) white people who wish they were Japanese. These people usually have next to no knowledge of Japanese history, over-use the words "baka" and "kawaii", and even go so far as to claim they are Japanese.

Japannabe: omg u just hate me cuz u bumbed harosheemah lol
Genuine Asian: You do realise that the Tokyo firebombing was a worse offence, right? Please stop posing, gaijin.

Japannabe by Bakajima February 9, 2006

Japanaman 

A stalker that's based (on military shit) in Japan. He won't leave you alone.

My Japanaman just texted me for the 8th time today. When will he learn? He's getting married too what the fuck.

Japanaman by dingledang May 29, 2013

Japanada 

A mythical country that is said to have been created by an evil scientist. Created through fusion of Canadian and Japanese culture. Rumored to be the coolest country ever. Not yet confirmed.

Ž„‚ÍJapanada ‚©‚ç‚ ‚é, eh?

Japanada by DeathDonut July 29, 2004