Skip to main content

January Joiner 

People who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. Also known as CHUB CLUB. By mid-january they are nowhere to be found.
Gym rat to gym rat: Gosh I hate it right after New Year's when all the January Joiners come in and take up all the machines!

Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours
January Joiner by XBevil January 20, 2006

january joiner 

a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.
Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?

Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.
january joiner by decemberjoiner January 16, 2009

january joiner 

Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary
january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?

January Joiner 

To show your support for the NFL teams that are going to the Super Bowl only after the championship games are completed. To show your support for the home team once they are off to Super Bowl.
Seattle Seahawks Die-Hard Fan #1 "I can't believe that all these fansplants could be anymore insulting by only being January Joiners!!"
... Fan #2 "For real!"
January Joiner by 'los with the most February 15, 2006
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026