Hey kid from my class I see you looking up my name
Dana janssens is a kid from your class.
She hates you.
Now bye
by ImDyingRn October 17, 2020
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Straight up foos out in the ghetto sellin overpriced cars and shi. They’re white but the way they be scammin you, you’d think they’re brown with a funny accent. If you want the best bang fo ya buck, I’d suggest you hed on over to spady’s new and used cars.
Don’t go to Janssen Auto Group.
by Pt Cruiser Hater July 12, 2021
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A man who started out like a sealed tomb, hiding all the riches of who he is inside, only to be opened by the right person. That person (an insanely hot MILF) gets to experience the truth of who he is- a loyal, kind, nurturing, gentle human being who will protect those he loves at all costs. He is the kind of man that holds you when you cry and always stays, no matter how rough the night. He is a hold your hair while you vomit, laugh till you cry, grow old with you, raise babies with you, love you till it hurts kind of man. He sets the standard of love so high, you're sure there isn't anything even slightly better out there. He is the kind of person that makes life better for you, the kind of person that makes love easy, helps you grow into a better human and shows you why the people before never worked out. He is love in every definition of the word and I hope everyone can find themselves a Janssen...just not mine, because he is my whole world and more and I'm his too.
I can't wait to marry Janssen and be happy for the rest of my life with him.
by bmjforever November 24, 2021
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aka Kelly piquet
"Model" Kelly Piquet is "Dating" f1 world champ max verstappen, and ex to former f1 driver Daniil Kvyat. She also has a kid with daniil named penelope.

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Laura Janssen (Kelly Piquet) comes with a Redbull seat
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