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An individual who is the first to fall into a slumberous state, or choose to return to their home, after the consumption of various alcoholic beverages etc.
“You really janned out last night”
“Are you really going to jan before midnight?”
*sips a water* “that’s something Jan would do”
“I’m janning out
“On a a scale of 1 to jan, how tired are you?”
by Sfitty April 26, 2018
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Clumsy forgetful lady who forgets to put an ad in the Yellow Pages. Not on good terms with her boss
Boss: "Jan where's our ad in the yellow pages directory?"
*jan runs out of the building like a common fool
Boss (out of the window): "not happy jan!"
by prujay January 19, 2015
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A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.
Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.
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by Super Zinba October 01, 2020
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Jans usthe best boy of the earth.he verry good at fucking and he gif you to much hugs .at school he's a horror kid but he don't like school .what he likes is smoking in de garden from his friends
He'nice
YES jans is nice
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A very attractive guy with an extremely high sexual appetite. A real tiger in the bedroom. Bit sweaty, though.

A Jan is also a true friend who is not afraid to show his emotions, good or bad. Someone you can talk to for hours. He always wants to do the right thing for everyone. Most of the time he underestimates himself, because he is far better than he thinks.
- OMG! Is she really dating him? Everyone must be so jealous, because he's a real Jan!

- I know!
by Srilankasloerie August 03, 2018
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Jan is a person with one eyebrow. Most Jans are cunts. The amount of cuntness is proportional with the size of the eyebrow. Jan likes to destroy people's life - therefor he is very hated.
"Oh did you see that Jan? Such a cunt"
by Jan is a cunt with one eyebrow January 28, 2015
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jan is the name people refer to the chernobyl disaster. It is very dangerous and radioactive. WARNING:

VERY CONTAGIOUS
Dude1:Hey look at these trashbags on the street.
Dude2:You mean jan?
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