An individual who is the first to fall into a slumberous state, or choose to return to their home, after the consumption of various alcoholic beverages etc.
“You really janned out last night”
“Are you really going to jan before midnight?”
*sips a water* “that’s something Jan would do”
“I’m janning out”
“On a a scale of 1 to jan, how tired are you?”
“Are you really going to jan before midnight?”
*sips a water* “that’s something Jan would do”
“I’m janning out”
“On a a scale of 1 to jan, how tired are you?”
by Sfitty April 26, 2018
Boss: "Jan where's our ad in the yellow pages directory?"
*jan runs out of the building like a common fool
Boss (out of the window): "not happy jan!"
*jan runs out of the building like a common fool
Boss (out of the window): "not happy jan!"
by prujay January 19, 2015
A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.
Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.
You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.
Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.
You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.
via giphy
by Super Zinba October 01, 2020
Its
Jans usthe best boy of the earth.he verry good at fucking and he gif you to much hugs .at school he's a horror kid but he don't like school .what he likes is smoking in de garden from his friends
Jans usthe best boy of the earth.he verry good at fucking and he gif you to much hugs .at school he's a horror kid but he don't like school .what he likes is smoking in de garden from his friends
by Ssnnkkeerrrtttuuppyyoouuxx October 20, 2019
A very attractive guy with an extremely high sexual appetite. A real tiger in the bedroom. Bit sweaty, though.
A Jan is also a true friend who is not afraid to show his emotions, good or bad. Someone you can talk to for hours. He always wants to do the right thing for everyone. Most of the time he underestimates himself, because he is far better than he thinks.
A Jan is also a true friend who is not afraid to show his emotions, good or bad. Someone you can talk to for hours. He always wants to do the right thing for everyone. Most of the time he underestimates himself, because he is far better than he thinks.
by Srilankasloerie August 03, 2018
Jan is a person with one eyebrow. Most Jans are cunts. The amount of cuntness is proportional with the size of the eyebrow. Jan likes to destroy people's life - therefor he is very hated.
by Jan is a cunt with one eyebrow January 28, 2015
jan is the name people refer to the chernobyl disaster. It is very dangerous and radioactive. WARNING:
VERY CONTAGIOUS
VERY CONTAGIOUS
by ROBERT 69420 October 21, 2019
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