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Jamesburg,New Jersey 

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
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Jamesburg,New Jersey 

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
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breatharian 

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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