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Lord of the Puffins
Hey, you know James? yea heard he's like a puffin lord or some shit

Ever heard of James S? Such a puffin f%*cker

Wait you see that puffin over there? yeah, that's James S.

The puffin slowly walked toward James S, and embraced him. For father and son were reunited.
James S by PuffinLover365 September 24, 2018
I giant virgin who licks his own dick every night, he loves the taste of his own cum, but loves Doritos more. He is sometimes called a crack-head, because of how much he wants to put his head in a wet pussy crack. Overall he is one big asshole and will blow you off just to blow himself, and if you walk in on him he will plead for your cock up his ass. He also has beautiful hair and lures girls in UNTILL they see his cock.
That guy is such a James S, he blew me off just to blow himself
James S by BakuBling February 11, 2019
A god
See James sutton, he's a god
James s by Krxnchy-.- April 16, 2022

James's Street

James's Street is an Irish euphemism for Jesus Christ, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also Jakers, Janey Mac.
James's Street by Matt Madra April 26, 2008

James's Dad

To do a "James's Dad" is to purchase two different items from the menu and share. This allows you to try two different things without paying over the odds...

The term came from visiting a restaurant and overhearing a family on an adjacent table. The young boy was called James. He wanted the same dessert as his brother but his Dad suggested that they all have something different and share to ensure more variety!

This we thought was a good idea, we now do a "James's Dad" everywhere we eat! Try it!
A: "I can't make up my mind whether to have the fudge cake or the apple pie?"

B: "Neither can I"

A: "Wel how about I have the fudge cake and you can have the apple pie, then we can do a James's Dad..."

B: "Nice!"
James's Dad by ElusiveOne February 16, 2010

james s harris

short but incedibly sexy
if that james harris was a foot taller i would introduce him to the joys of felching. i would even let him piss on me. And do a poo on me.
james s harris by betty swallocks February 7, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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