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James Cook 

The skin head of the group. 90% body fat with a tad of muscles he’s gained over years of abusing steroids.
Claims he pulls 10/10 girls. But really, all we’ve seen 3 umpalumpas.
Watch out if your in a kitchen with him, especially if there’s duck tape near by.
Trim is a solid 3/10
Owen “Is that aitch over there
Hayden “Naa hes too buff to be aitch”
George “THATS JAMES COOK Does he have a mrs? Mine is getting boring”
James Cook by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
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james cook 

Basicaly a spanish sex god with a supernatural penis sometimes referred to has brother nature and is the finest bitch youl ever meet and did i tell you he got all the bitches number also with a large dick
that james cook is a man
james cook by joseph cook December 17, 2013

james fuller cooking 

A tall male who has alot of sex

jamesrooks

Jamesrooks is a real badass . whenever he is in the room with a group a people they all know that he is a real ass nigga. jamesrooks is super attractive also.
Jamesrooks is soooo hot!

jamesrooks is so funny!
jamesrooks by someone took my dad February 2, 2021