Jalfrezi 

A racial slur for a handicapped, peg-legged, aggressive Indian boy.

Look at that Jalfrezi over there, he is trying to spell his name.

Jalfrezi by Jalfrezi February 22, 2011

Jalfrezi 

The Leicester slang for the situation where you clean or decorate a floor (with tiling or other) and manage to do so in a way that you're left in a single dirty corner.

not to be confused with the Jalfreze, a large cumbersome canine of the scottish moors.

I.E
upon cleaning a kitchen floor, to be left at the side with a small pile of crap
"can't believe i didn't notice i was doing a Jalfrezi"

Jalfrezi by Kieren Scott June 12, 2008

Jalfrezi Willy 

When you run out of lube and after frantically searching through the kitchen for an alternative you resort to sticking you're schlong in the nearest jar of two year old jalfrezi

I mingle in chilli, and lick jalfrezi willy,
My dads best friend willy,
Fucked me silly billy till I came out will-fully

Jalfrezi Willy by DJbigknob June 22, 2015

Chicken Jalfrezi

Crazy. (in rhyming slang - made up by me, not an original Cockney one!)

Wow that party was totally Chicken Jalfrezi!

Chicken Jalfrezi by FraggleLocks March 25, 2010