Jalfrezi
The Leicester slang for the situation where you clean or decorate a floor (with tiling or other) and manage to do so in a way that you're left in a single dirty corner.
not to be confused with the Jalfreze, a large cumbersome canine of the scottish moors.
not to be confused with the Jalfreze, a large cumbersome canine of the scottish moors.
I.E
upon cleaning a kitchen floor, to be left at the side with a small pile of crap
"can't believe i didn't notice i was doing a Jalfrezi"
upon cleaning a kitchen floor, to be left at the side with a small pile of crap
"can't believe i didn't notice i was doing a Jalfrezi"
Jalfrezi by Kieren Scott June 12, 2008
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When you run out of lube and after frantically searching through the kitchen for an alternative you resort to sticking you're schlong in the nearest jar of two year old jalfrezi
I mingle in chilli, and lick jalfrezi willy,
My dads best friend willy,
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My dads best friend willy,
Fucked me silly billy till I came out will-fully
Jalfrezi Willy by DJbigknob June 22, 2015
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