When you run out of lube and after frantically searching through the kitchen for an alternative you resort to sticking you're schlong in the nearest jar of two year old jalfrezi
I mingle in chilli, and lick jalfrezi willy,
My dads best friend willy,
Fucked me silly billy till I came out will-fully
My dads best friend willy,
Fucked me silly billy till I came out will-fully
by DJbigknob June 16, 2015
"Who's that new guy he's a fucking dolly prick"
"Not sure, chances are he'll be called Oran. Every Oran is a pure wallopper"
"Not sure, chances are he'll be called Oran. Every Oran is a pure wallopper"
by DJbigknob June 16, 2015