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Jake Paul Disease 

A disease.

Common, over 500,000 cases a year.

Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.

Disease can be treated but not cured.

Signs that you have this common disease:

1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.

2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.

3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.

If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.

Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?

Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jake Paul Disease by meknowuuknowme November 23, 2017
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Jake Paul's Disease 

If you're watching Jake Paul's ass-giving, shit-living videos, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll see in you're funeral!
Max: Jake Paul's videos are sick!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!
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