Jake Paul Disease

A disease.

Common, over 500,000 cases a year.

Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.

Disease can be treated but not cured.

Signs that you have this common disease:

1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.

2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.

3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.

If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.

Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.

Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?

Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jake Paul Disease by meknowuuknowme November 23, 2017

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Jake Paul's Disease

If you're watching Jake Paul's ass-giving, shit-living videos, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll see in you're funeral!

Max: Jake Paul's videos are sick!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!

Jake Paul's Disease by Why the fuck are you reading? November 9, 2018

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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