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A fat two faced dick riding knob slobber that thinks hes the shit but really has no life, no friends, and is and always will be a virgin.
I was gonna go out later with some friends...Oh wait i dont have any, i guess ill stay inside spank my monkey and do nothing just like Jake J.
Jake J by steelerfan412 January 19, 2012
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Jake Jones 

A Jake Jones bust down is a cigarette that someone (usually jake jones) smokes down to the Newport sign and gives it to you. A.k.a a crappy bust down.
Let me get a jake jones. , Why did you jones me?

Jake johnston 

A social media influencer who LOVES his supporters of multiple years. He would never dare to block them and his twitch mods are probably the nicest people on earth.
Jake Johnston did not block me on Twitter yesterday, he is so nice.
Jake johnston by alicecull3n May 20, 2021

jake johnston 

It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘
It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘

jake jones 

Known to haunt the deepest darkest bowels of the earth with his immortal laughter. He can say something that is deemed to be a joke yet when repeated back to him, he will explode in laughter in what can only be described as a air raid siren from the circus. A nice guy none the less.
Is that a monkey dying? No its Jake Jones laughing
jake jones by thejakejonesguy October 22, 2013

Jake Jhitt 

Famous gang members from Jacksonville, Florida. Claimed the gang K4M (Kill 4 McDonalds), OTD (Obesity Till Death), and WAWG (We all want Gummy Bears).

At approximately 5'4, and 632 pounds, he's famous for being morbidly overweight and freezing up in the only "drill" he was a part of.

He was also involved in a media controversy where he was given a lifetime ban from every delivery food company after being exposed for commiting millions of dollars in refund scams across thousands of different delivery apps such as Uber Eats, Doordash, Skip The Dishes, and GrubHub.

Jake is currently persuing a rap career where he talks about murder, robbery, fake cheques, and government loan scams.
Jake Jhitt has the highest BMI in the history of the United States of America at 108.5

Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.
Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?
Jake & John by The Real Duke March 23, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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