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Jaime Preciado 

The bass slapping, king of dimples best known for his place in the Mexicore band Pierce The Veil. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF – IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT – HIS NAME IS FUCKING PRONOUNCED HI-ME NOT JAY-ME. He will make you cry with how perfect he is while also making you laugh because of how goofy and funny he is. If you are given the honor of meeting this human being, he will probably treat you like his best friend and give you infinite hugs upon request. He also smells like sex appeal and passion.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO MARRY JAIME PRECIADO, HE'S SO PERFECT.
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Jaime Preciado 

Jaime Preciado is Pierce The Veil's bassist. His first name is pronounced as either Hi-May or Hi-Me. Anyone who says it as 'Jayme' should be shot dead. As well as playing bass in Pierce The Veil, he produces songs, makes beats and sings on Mike Fuentes' side project, MikeyWhiskeyHands, and is known as the Architechhh. He fucking loves sheepcats in the rain. He is a fantastic person.
It's Jaime Preciado and knows people who know people.
Jaime Preciado by sheepcatbby September 5, 2012

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Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
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As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
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