Jaime Preciado

The bass slapping, king of dimples best known for his place in the Mexicore band Pierce The Veil. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF – IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT – HIS NAME IS FUCKING PRONOUNCED HI-ME NOT JAY-ME. He will make you cry with how perfect he is while also making you laugh because of how goofy and funny he is. If you are given the honor of meeting this human being, he will probably treat you like his best friend and give you infinite hugs upon request. He also smells like sex appeal and passion.

OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO MARRY JAIME PRECIADO, HE'S SO PERFECT.

Jaime Preciado by shannonspiffy July 24, 2012

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Jaime Preciado

Jaime Preciado is Pierce The Veil's bassist. His first name is pronounced as either Hi-May or Hi-Me. Anyone who says it as 'Jayme' should be shot dead. As well as playing bass in Pierce The Veil, he produces songs, makes beats and sings on Mike Fuentes' side project, MikeyWhiskeyHands, and is known as the Architechhh. He fucking loves sheepcats in the rain. He is a fantastic person.

It's Jaime Preciado and knows people who know people.

Jaime Preciado by sheepcatbby September 5, 2012

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jaime preciado is the coolest bass player!!

person one: dude i saw jaime preciado earlier!!
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The best goon material. Jaime preciado is the sexiest man alive.

“Oh I jerk off to Jaime preciado all day. Why do you think I’m so high ranked in Jerkmate.”

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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