Jaime Preciado

The bass slapping, king of dimples best known for his place in the Mexicore band Pierce The Veil. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF – IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT – HIS NAME IS FUCKING PRONOUNCED HI-ME NOT JAY-ME. He will make you cry with how perfect he is while also making you laugh because of how goofy and funny he is. If you are given the honor of meeting this human being, he will probably treat you like his best friend and give you infinite hugs upon request. He also smells like sex appeal and passion.

OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO MARRY JAIME PRECIADO, HE'S SO PERFECT.

Jaime Preciado by shannonspiffy July 24, 2012

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Jaime Preciado

Jaime Preciado is Pierce The Veil's bassist. His first name is pronounced as either Hi-May or Hi-Me. Anyone who says it as 'Jayme' should be shot dead. As well as playing bass in Pierce The Veil, he produces songs, makes beats and sings on Mike Fuentes' side project, MikeyWhiskeyHands, and is known as the Architechhh. He fucking loves sheepcats in the rain. He is a fantastic person.

It's Jaime Preciado and knows people who know people.

Jaime Preciado by sheepcatbby September 5, 2012

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jaime preciado is the coolest bass player!!

person one: dude i saw jaime preciado earlier!!
person two: no way dude! that's so cool!!

jaime preciado by alenlikesdoorknobs September 29, 2022

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The best goon material. Jaime preciado is the sexiest man alive.

“Oh I jerk off to Jaime preciado all day. Why do you think I’m so high ranked in Jerkmate.”

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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