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Jegging Off 

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.
Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.
Jegging Off by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

jaggin off 

when you break into your best Mick Jagger impression
"Hey, whatcha up to??"

"Not much, dude. Just jaggin off listenin to The Stones."

"Huh??"

"...got some Puerto Rican girls just DYINNNN to MEET CHU!!!!"

*breaks down*
jaggin off by gidrew August 13, 2010