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Jaffoo: A "slang" word for sperm. The male fluid when the penis is ejaculates.
"I just jaffoo'd in your eye!"
"My jaffoo really smells"
Jaffoo by Christopher Lamb February 25, 2009
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Jafooley 

A lovable fool. Some people say this word comes from French (jafoullè), but it is a modern phrase, and is unrelated to the French language. There are other variations of this word such as:
Naffooley: A really annoying person, who may have done something stupid or annoying to earn this title. naffoolies aren't at all lovable like jafoolies, just aggravating. Can also be used as an adjective i.e; "I can't believe our Head Teacher banned running in the playing field! It's so naffoolified!"

Rafooley: An genius. Many people who claim to be rafoolies are in fact naffoolies, and usually this is used when someone comes up with an awesome word to put in Urban Dictionary, or does something of the sort i.e;

Girl 1: "There's a gap in the market for tramp biscuits. They could be called HoboNobs!"
Girl 2: "You are such a rafooley!!"

An example of why you may be labelled a jafooley:

After Eve had sung the duck song for the fifth time it was getting annoying. It was funny now but if she sang it again there would have to be a naffoolification.
Jafooley by Trampsformer June 14, 2011
Related Words
a ginger 'fro.

"Jaf" as in jaffa oranges.
"fro" as in Afro
Cob hasn't been to the hairdresser's in 5 years, and now has a huge Jaffro.
jaffro by woodpidgeon September 18, 2003
just another fucker from ohio
man i hate it when those jaffo's come to town there so annoying!
jaffo by Fred Sanchez June 28, 2010
Term used to express excitement for an upcoming event that usually involves getting drunken and disorderly.
"Next week we're off to Amsterdam to get drunk! Jafooolay!"
Jafooolay by Mr R Sole September 12, 2012
A TOTAL LESBIAN. Likes asian girls most of the time, likely to act like a koreaboo, great at math however procrastinates on assignments. The mom of her friend group but also very childish. Has really sweaty hands that are soft when dry. **LOOKS LIKE A PANDA BUT CAN BE VIOLENT** HAS TERRIBLE REFLEXES! And they hurt like Hell. The only guys she likes are kpop idols and and celebrities, normal guys are ew unless ur gay cuz in that case y'all get along great. Will sell you for unlimited amount of boba tea cuz she has "her priorities" straight. However that isn't exactly true because she would get her fill of boba tea and THEN find a way to bring you back. Can act like she hates you but actually cares and loves you alot. Would kick Rafia's ass all the time but also watch out for her. Would get chosen by Sanjida over krista for gym partners. Overall an important person in the lives of many people.
Ex1: Girl: oh shit jafnoon is comin hide da food before it gets snatched
Ex2: Guy: Jafnoon is pretty cool too bad she's not into guys
Ex3: Girl: I'm all gay with Jafnoon but like I'm not into girls...

Ex4: Jafnoon: OMG MY BACHIES

Ex5: Girl: Jafnoon is so funny
Ex6: Girl: Jafnoon's mom has the best biryani
Ex7: Rafia: When I want to cry and need comfort Jafnoon is always there for me... I love her she is one of my best friends and one of the people that have helped me to survive through suicidal thoughts and heartbreaks from my oppars
Jafnoon by Rafifi Kartoon January 26, 2020
JamFool: is an an absolute idiot.
For example if someone sharply braked their car in front of you, you would say "What the hell is that JamFool doing?!"
jamfool by Vdog February 19, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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