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Jaelyn D 

She can get any gender she wants without trying. She is short-tempered but cute when she is mad. She most likely will get a gf since guys break her too much. She is dummy thick and needs to jump to put jeans on. She will love you no matter what and is OBSESSED with Anime such Hunter x hunter and naruto. She is overprotective and will ruin you if you get on her bad side. She is so frickin sexy yet she don't know it.
Guy 1- wow Jaelyn D is so hot
guy 2- and she says she is ugly smh

Rihanna-back off that french fry is mine
Jaelyn D by Boythatsingleaf July 30, 2020
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Handsome, kind, emotional, and loving guy. He seems introverted at first but once you get to know him he is very funny and likable. Into anime, cats, and music. An amazing Cook who makes amazingly delicious food. He can get any girl he wants if he tries and is amazing in bed.
Girl 1: Your so lucky that you got kissed by Jaelynd
Girl 2: It was the best kiss I ever had
Girl 3: I wish I could get someone as hot as him
Jaelynd by ScorpionSins April 19, 2021

dirty jaclyn 

When you bake a cake with your own pubic hair and feed it to your partner.
Bill was such a prick, so I baked him a dirty Jaclyn.
dirty jaclyn by Blanche12 January 23, 2018

drunk jaklyn 

Usually has red hair, takes big naps, super friendly, and tries to fight.
She keeps trying to fight me, that drunk Jaklyn best step away.
drunk jaklyn by hannahisaloser March 20, 2017

dirty jaelynn

A woman with Humongous Pilar cyst In and around her crotch, causing anyone who goes down for a snack to come up with a mouth full of cottage cheese.
She had a fat ass, but when it came to eating her out, she was a dirty jaelynn!
dirty jaelynn by Missy.Lee April 2, 2020
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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