Jaeda Johnson 

Literally the most breathtaking kind girl I've ever met in my lifetime. She's the girl who laughs at your cringy jokes and replies with worse jokes. She's lovely and one of the kindest people ever. Do not ever take her for granted though. She's the type of girl who'll love you to your very last flaw and mistake, but once she's done with you, she's done. She knows what she's worth. She doesn't look down on others and has the kindest, sweetest, and most powerful soul ever. It really sticks to you. She's the type of person that doesn't back down from a challenge no matter how scared she is. She's woman empowerer literally so strong-willed and thoughtful. Before you know it, you'll be loving her with every breath you take in and every time she smiles at you in the eye. You'll be missing and regretting. Jaeda Johnson is the most amazing person ever.

I love you, Jaeda Johnson. You don't know that I do, but I do. I swear to god that I do.
-ly

12:45PM MINNESOTA TIME

Jaeda Johnson by yukeyook February 1, 2020

Jaeda Johnson 

The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.

Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat

Jaeda Johnson by Damianloveshisgf April 1, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004