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socially awkward, slightly retarded guy. Kind of a music nerd and generally resembles young Harry Potter. Sometimes a jerk, but is usually really nice, almost too much so occasionally.Never really afraid to say what's on his mind and sorta flirty (in the most awkward way possible :P) Pretty much a total sweetheart.
Girl: Who's that silent kid over there?
Boy: Oh, that's a Jaecob.
Jaecob by Emikaroo September 30, 2012
Words you can keep
a fucking player. But you're only his "girl best friend"
"we can only be friends"
"wanna see my moisturiser"
*sends video of pp instead"
"i like your best friend"

jaecob is fucking annoying
jaecob by amy lol June 30, 2020
Jaecob is a genuine, down to earth guy. always kind and nice and just amazing. Jaecobs always love music and are funny in the darkest of times. If you know a Jaecob, you might just be one of the luckiest people in the world.
Tyler-Who is that guy, he looks really nice and funny
Jessica-Oh, that's Jaecob, and you are right, he is amazing
Lacks the basic skill level to pull Leena
Jaecob lacks the basic skill level to pull leena
Jaecob by Random Kidd 6000 April 20, 2023

Jacob Reed 

Man, Jacob Reed is too crazy.
Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011

jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.
oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae
jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020

chosen jacobs

He’s the most amazing ,kind and beautiful boy in the whole world. He played Mike at It 2017. Also he sings “Losers” from the It soundtrack,if you haven’t heard it,like,WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

And last but not least,he’s smile makes him even MORE perfect,when I saw him smiling I feel so complete,he’s literally adorable
My dream is to meet Chosen Jacobs
chosen jacobs by janehopper February 21, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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