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socially awkward, slightly retarded guy. Kind of a music nerd and generally resembles young Harry Potter. Sometimes a jerk, but is usually really nice, almost too much so occasionally.Never really afraid to say what's on his mind and sorta flirty (in the most awkward way possible :P) Pretty much a total sweetheart.
Girl: Who's that silent kid over there?
Boy: Oh, that's a Jaecob.
Jaecob by Emikaroo September 30, 2012
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a fucking player. But you're only his "girl best friend"
"we can only be friends"
"wanna see my moisturiser"
*sends video of pp instead"
"i like your best friend"

jaecob is fucking annoying
jaecob by amy lol June 30, 2020
Jaecob is a genuine, down to earth guy. always kind and nice and just amazing. Jaecobs always love music and are funny in the darkest of times. If you know a Jaecob, you might just be one of the luckiest people in the world.
Tyler-Who is that guy, he looks really nice and funny
Jessica-Oh, that's Jaecob, and you are right, he is amazing
Lacks the basic skill level to pull Leena
Jaecob lacks the basic skill level to pull leena
Jaecob by Random Kidd 6000 April 20, 2023

Jacob Reed 

Man, Jacob Reed is too crazy.
Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011

jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.
oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae
jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020

chosen jacobs

He’s the most amazing ,kind and beautiful boy in the whole world. He played Mike at It 2017. Also he sings “Losers” from the It soundtrack,if you haven’t heard it,like,WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

And last but not least,he’s smile makes him even MORE perfect,when I saw him smiling I feel so complete,he’s literally adorable
My dream is to meet Chosen Jacobs
chosen jacobs by janehopper February 21, 2018
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