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National fuck Jacob day 

June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day
Hey it’s national fuck Jacob day
Wait I’m Jacob
Go f***yourself Jacob

National ignore Jacob day 

February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs

(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)
I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.

National kick a boy named Jacob day 

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.
Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day
Jacob: “uh oh..”

National bully a Jacob day 

March 24 is national bully a Jacob day. On this day you get a free pass to bully a jacob
On national bully a Jacob day you might decide to go up to Jacob and say
“Hey Jacob you’re a dickwad

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day 

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.
You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

National Karl Jacobs Day 

National Karl Jacobs Day is to support Karl Jacobs and stop the gate because Karl did not ruin mr beast
Did you see it it was National Karl Jacobs Day today