Jacob lore

Random true stories that your friend named Jacob tells you

Holy shit Spencer, new Jacob lore dropped

by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024

Jacoblopez

A guy who has major issues. He cries when he doesn't get his way. He throws tantrums and Kool aid when you make him mad. He thinks he's such a catch when he's actually one you should throw back. He is a leach and thief and the biggest liar you've ever met. He makes bad choices and is obsessed with sex. He thinks he's so good at shooting pool but he is actually just a major lame.

If you run into a Jacoblopez definitely beat him up or go the other direction... Fast.

by Paytonlisious40 February 18, 2023