Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's
by Jacob with two e's March 14, 2019
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Jacob b

A nerd who is too bug for his boots after benching 3kg
by Forpi September 15, 2021
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Jacob B

A Jacob Bourne is someone who loves Charlies and sucks their tits.
Jacob B: Are you a Charlie cause i wanna suck your tits.
by jacobs like charlies November 04, 2019
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