Jacob.B

Calling and texting your coworkers non stop and asking to hang out, while they repeatedly say no.

Or thinking that your dating the bartender just cuz she's nice to you

I'm a bitch I'm a Jacob.b

Jacob.B by ButtItch3 April 8, 2025

Jacob B 

A Jacob Bourne is someone who loves Charlies and sucks their tits.

Jacob B: Are you a Charlie cause i wanna suck your tits.

Jacob B by jacobs like charlies November 3, 2019

Jacob b 

A nerd who is too bug for his boots after benching 3kg

Hahaha your a Jacob b

Jacob b by Forpi September 15, 2021

Jacob with two b's 

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.

Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's

Jacob with two b's by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019

jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.

oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae

jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020

Jacob Bixenman 

Jacob, or more commonly known as a giraffe because of his long neck is an American model who has been associated with popular brands such as Ford Models. Prior to modeling he was studying an English major in southern California. Since 2016, Jacob has been dating smol bean Troye Sivan, though they refer to themselves as good mates which we all know isn't true considering all the tracob pictures. He currently resides in Los Angeles, California'

Yo do you see that giraffe over there?

Don't you mean Jacob Bixenman?

Jacob Bixenman by troyesneighborhood_ April 15, 2018

Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?

Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!

Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018