Jack portato 

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.

You are such a Jack portato

Jack portato by Mr Gdem September 9, 2022

Potato Jack 

An obese retarded man who likes playing on discord with people.
A potato jack is very carnivorous when angry. It will eat its own species when angry or hungry.
Another species known as zorik hates these obese things and runs away from them on sight.
If you encounter a potato jack, view from a distance. these things can be aggressive. Fortunately there is only 1 left of this species.

Zorik: ITS AN OBESE POTATO JACK RUN
Man 1: IT WILL EAT US ALL RUN AWAY QUICK
Man 2: man that thing looks retarded

Potato Jack by Zorik October 20, 2017

Jack Big Potato 

An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.

"You're sitting here, thinking you're Jack Big Potato, with your little gang."

Jack Big Potato by Anterooo November 17, 2023