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Jack and Rose 

(Noun) When your date dies before the night is over
Things were going great with Ken last night but then he fell in a pool and drowned. It was a total jack and rose
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Jack and Rose 

When you take a shit and one turd floats and the other sinks.
Mike: Dude I took a massive Jack and Rose this morning. I shouldn't have ate those old hot dogs.

Nick: Gnarley bro!
Jack and Rose by Salva_tora December 29, 2013

Jack and Rose

When a man drops a floater in the toilet, then artfully distributes two deposits of ejaculate onto the stool. The stool forms the raft, and the deposits depict the two struggling lovers in the aftermath of the titanic accident.
Stuart has just retired to the restroom for a "Jack and Rose".
Jack and Rose by DancyKipling September 17, 2026
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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