Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby
1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"
2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.